Dom/Sub contract (Percival and Siegfried)

[schwarzen]

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[gluhen]

does there have to be an actual contract we write up? well, ok then.

blowjobs are on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays. on sundays, they wear the good pearls and go on a classy dinner outing. tuesdays and thursdays are reserved for enthusiastic rimmings.

and saturday. well, that's for their couples pottery class.

X_________________
(sign here)

[hoasen]

[Walks past while this was lying around near Siegfried's station at the cafe.]

Oh! He didn't sign this yet! I'll do it for him. I believe his signature looked like this...

[SIGNS IT.]

Now I'll post it for him, the government will have it approved by next week. Percival and Siegfried will thank me.

[befall]

[ ten minutes later, eustace's dog maya discovers said contract

and starts chewing at it


oh no it's in pieces now...

kamui discovers this too late and never felt such cold sweat. he doesn't want maya in trouble.

he pries the remaining paper out of the husky's mouth

he tapes it all back

he writes a post-note at the end: "that muscly golden retriever ate it" ]

[loewenbien]

[ He just passes by, picks it up and reads.

Then stares.

Then screams. ]

LANCEY I THINK THEY GOT MARRIED AND DIDN'T INVITE US!!!

[ritterstand]

They should hold a party then for all of us don't you think? To make up for it.

[loewenbien]

Only if I get to make the desserts! That contract says something about whipped cream and chocolate and a full banana, so I can totally make something out of that!