Speaking of resources, we don't have many in the way of ingredients. I wonder if we can convince a robot worker at the cafe to sell us the raw materials.
Well, it would be rude to show up with a cake he can't eat on his birthday.
Imagine that, we show up: "Happy Birthday, Klaus. We brought you a cake. But, we're sorry, you can't have any of it, so watching us eat it in front of you will have to suffice."
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I'm not as experienced as I would like to be at baking, but I know the basics. Why do you ask?
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[ For Klaus, in case the timing of this wasn't enough of a giveaway. ]
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I'm not very skilled at decorating, however.
Do you need help baking a cake?
[ just realized sieg doesn't know eustace knows klaus too so ig that's happening now ]
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[ what's wrong with some plain-ass frosting and the words 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' ]
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Speaking of resources, we don't have many in the way of ingredients. I wonder if we can convince a robot worker at the cafe to sell us the raw materials.
What's the occasion?
[ spill the frijoles ]
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[ From all the rando TDM tasks I've handwaved........... ]
It was Klaus's birthday. I thought a cake was the typical way to celebrate.
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I think that's a thoughtful gesture. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
He told me he liked waffles. Perhaps we could try making a maple cake. What do you think?
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[ He honestly doesn't know what Klaus likes other than drugs, sex, and PB&J tacos, and he is not putting a drugged-up stripper in that cake. ]
If you send me the list of ingredients I can buy them.
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[ not that it matters but he sends this list and recipe ]
Oh, but importantly, a few substitutions should be made. Margarine instead of butter, and almond milk instead of whole milk.
I should warn you that this may be a bit of an experiment.
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[ The recipe looks straightforward enough, even if he doesn't understand why they need the substitutions. ]
Is there a reason you need to make the selected changes?
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An allergy, I presume.
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That's very considerate of you.
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Imagine that, we show up: "Happy Birthday, Klaus. We brought you a cake. But, we're sorry, you can't have any of it, so watching us eat it in front of you will have to suffice."
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How's the kitchen in your house?
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