yeah well we'll see i'm pretty replaceable but somehow i get the feeling i'd just end up in the ambulance again it's almost like god doesn't want me in heaven and satan doesn't want me in hell if you believe such things i'm still a skeptic (even if i met her)
goddamn don't make me so curious to test that i have no doubt you do and it's making me morbidly curious what are your favorite positions?
other than the ones where your dick is in my ass (which i guess would be most of them unless you wanna see what happens with the roles reversed)
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Try again.
Furthermore, who is this elderly man and why are you using him to send the message?
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several times
itβs no big deal
siegFRIEND
im the elderly man
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Do you possess an ability to do that? Immortality, in a sense?
You are not that old man. That man looks nothing like you.
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i met god btw
she's not quite the sunshiney man in the clouds everyone thinks of her to be
i certainly feel like that old man
especially after a hot sizzling night in vegas
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How were you able to come back to life?
There are times in which I feel like this old man as well.
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well it didn't mean much to me either
cause i'm agnostic so
paramedics
its what they always do
pretty sure they know me by name at this point
yeah but you're a sexy old man that i'd fuck until i couldn't fuck any longer
this old man
not so much
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[ it makes sense, given how open Klaus was about his past habit of using drugs, as much as he doesn't like the realization dawning on him. ]
I would miss you if you passed. I hope you reconsider.
[ and anyone willing to kill Klaus? Better fuckin' hope Siegfried never finds them. πͺ ]
Haha. Who are you calling an old man? Our ages can't be that different, you know.
[ just because his vibes are "tired dad".... but-- ]
Don't make promises you can't keep. I have quite a bit of stamina.
For an old man, at least.
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we'll see
i'm pretty replaceable but somehow i get the feeling i'd just end up in the ambulance again
it's almost like god doesn't want me in heaven and satan doesn't want me in hell
if you believe such things
i'm still a skeptic (even if i met her)
goddamn
don't make me so curious to test that
i have no doubt you do and it's making me morbidly curious
what are your favorite positions?
other than the ones where your dick is in my ass
(which i guess would be most of them unless you wanna see what happens with the roles reversed)
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[ as spicy as the rest of the text is and i want to reply to it, he ignores it for the more important message. ]
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out of allllllll
of that
you decide to ask about that part of my message?
can't believe he's about to pull a eustace
now percy just needs to do this
oooooooo
oooooo
don't do that
:'(
baby come back
u can blame it all on me βͺ