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[schwarzen]

[ oh is it bad poetry hour? he can do this. ]

Hello, Klaus.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm happy you thought of me,
And for this gift I thank you.

This is nice work. Did you make it yourself?

[occulti]

hiiii siggy
yes i did
i was making some of them and i just thought of
you absolutely railing me against a wall

so i made it for you 😚
yw

[schwarzen]

I hope our friendship is more than just sex, that's a strange inspiration for making such a lovely crown.

I will wear it every day, to take advantage of it before the flowers wilt.

yw [ he doesn't know what "yw" means so he's just going to return it back to Klaus and hope for the best ]

[occulti]

oh?
is that an invitation for me to tell you everything that is wonderful about you?

like how safe and comfortable i feel around you? and how seeeeexxxy your voice is? how kind and caring you are and how much i appreciate that?

[schwarzen]

Haha, That’s enough. Flattery comes far too naturally for you. You’d make an excellent ambassador.

[ although he’s pretty sure klaus would have zero interest in diplomacy. ]

But I’m happy that you feel safe and comfortable around me. That is the nicest compliment of all.

I will have to think hard on an adequate gift for you in return.

[occulti]

well
whatever you decide
you should know that i'm dairy free

trust me on that

just in case you wanted to give me something eat-able

[schwarzen]

Duly noted.

A consumable is a good idea, though. What are your favorite foods? I can’t promise to be able to source all of the ingredients, but I will do my best.

By the way, "cock" is not an acceptable answer to this question.

[occulti]

you sure? ;)

tacos are always acceptable
they do have tacos where you're from right
the shire, or where ever your home is

also waffles

[schwarzen]

[ you know what, he DOESNT know what a taco is, but this time he's just gonna have to find out on his own. ]

Either of those shouldn't be a problem. I'll see what I can do.

[ well, he knows what waffles are, but he'll find out what tacos are. eff you Klaus ]

[occulti]

greaaaaat

my only request is you serve them on your hot n sizzling abs
mr. chef
;)

[schwarzen]

[ ok he's laughing but ]

Do you remember the picture you sent me once, of an unknown elderly man, with the caption "Guess I'll die"?

[occulti]

you mean the selfie of you that turned into a meme?
yes
i love that man

1/2

[schwarzen]

Once again, we are the same age.

[ stop being rude ]

Right. Meme. I have one for you.

[schwarzen]

[occulti]

_{[ oh my goddddd ... now it's his turn to laugh a little ]}

careful
i might like horny jail

especially if it involves a bat

i do have cages/confinement on my card fyi

_{[ you can't win siegfried none of you gbfs will ever win ]}

[schwarzen]

Of course you would. I can't fathom how a bat could be construed as sexy, but I have faith in you to make it such.

The same could be said for cages, but I can understand that one a bit more.

[occulti]

oh?
pray tell

does sexy siegfried have a kinky kink for being behind bars?
do i need to lock you up for being SO BAD?

[schwarzen]

[ after he's misfired he's coming back here ]

How do you delete a message you mistakenly sent to someone else?

[occulti]

_{[ uh..... ]}
i have no earthly idea
ooooh did you send something embarrassing to someone???

_{[ but when is Siegfried not embarrassing, lbr... ]}

[schwarzen]

Yes I

Nevermind.

Thank you for the gift, again.

[occulti]

you're soooo cute
anyway i'm sure whoever got the message won't think anything of it

you're welcome 💋
anytime