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[schwarzen]

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[schwarzen]

Not even close, but those are good guesses.

[ Then how are they good guesses?? ]

[furrier]

then how are they good guesses?

[schwarzen]

You made them, presumably, because that's what the words literally suggest. Those would have likely been my guesses, too.

[furrier]

[ well that's kind of him... ]

ok so

[schwarzen]

So?

[furrier]

so what ARE they?

[schwarzen]

This doesn't have anything to do with me returning the book.

Are you really that curious?

[furrier]

why not

i don't have anything better to do

[ it's not like he has a job or hobbies or friends ]

[schwarzen]

That's true, unfortunately. [ that's why he's still texting this rando, too ]

I have to warn you, sounding is particularly... well, not gruesome, but it sounds uncomfortable, to say the least. Are you male?

[furrier]

[ gruesome... starts to question if he really wants to know ]

yeah

my name's garou

[schwarzen]

I'm Siegfried.

Sounding involves placing metal rods into a male's urethra for sexual pleasure.

[furrier]

that's what it's called?

i do that all the time

[schwarzen]

Oh.

Well, whatever floats your boat.

[furrier]

don't bullshit me that's weird as fuck?! why are people so obsessed with jamming shit up every hole they can get their hands on???

wha the fuck you're making this up

[schwarzen]

[ is this what it feels like to be baited?? ]

Ah.

I told you it would be potentially disturbing. The book also had very detailed diagrams, so I assume you aren't interested.

For what reason would I make this up?

[furrier]

for what reason would someone stick something up their dick?? maybe lying to people about sex shit gets you hard how am i supposed to know

so fucking weird!! sounds like it would tickle

[schwarzen]

You're the one who wanted to know. I told you this has nothing to do with getting you that book.

Which I'm on my way to do, by the way.

[furrier]

i told you i was bored

what about the other one

[schwarzen]

I'm not going to fall for that trap again!

[furrier]

did i hurt your feelings earlier? poor baby

just tell me

[schwarzen]

Hmm, I don't know if I want to.

I'm quite wounded over your false accusation just a few minutes ago.

You sound like a resourceful man. I'm sure you can find out yourself.

[furrier]

aren't you petty

fine i'll look it up myself asshole just tell me which book it is

[schwarzen]

But I have it. And I'm not finished reading that one yet, sorry.

[furrier]

[ this cheeky asshole... ]

are you trying to pick a fight with me?!

[schwarzen]

Not at all. That's a drastic change in subject! Not that I'm particularly opposed.

Well, I've dropped the book off.