I have one as well. We could wear them to the beach together sometime, if you'd like.
[ He's feeling pretty pleased with himself that he made a good suggestion, even if it's the only thing he knows to suggest simply because it had been something suggested to him.
Knowing him, he'd probably try to pick out a hideous print, anyway. Klaus should probably pick it out. ]
I'm very sorry to hear that. What did your family do to deal with your murderer sibling?
That does not sound worth it merely for a burst of energy. Have you used this magic powder often?
[ It's his turn now on 8ball. He doesn't know that Klaus isn't doing his best, so he continues trying. He believes the objective is to get the colored balls into the holes (heh), so he tries to accomplish that...... only to have his own 8ball disappear into a corner.
GAME OVER flashes on his screen for a second before bringing him back to the message field. ]
It says the game is over. That was fun.
[ he flicks back over to Klaus' A5 card. ]
Hm. I'm concerned by the presence of this "Snuff" square. That means to murder or allow yourself to be murdered, does it not?
[ This probably isn't what Klaus was hoping for, but like, it's Right There. He can't just ignore it. ]
[ Okay, get it together, Klaus. And read the rest of the message. ]
yes actually quite a bit up until three years ago three-ish years ago i don't remember how long i was in rehab for
[ Cocaine was one of the things he didn't do as soon as they put him back on the streets. It was mostly opioids during all of Five's apocalypse this and that talk and weed.. there was ecstasy that he had stashed somewhere but it didn't get a change to be taken.
Anyway, yes. Looks like the game is over. ]
oh wow good job you won!!!
[ Oh, yeah. That square. He's been concerned about that one for awhile. ]
yeaaaaaah i mean it's nothing i've ever done before i don't particularly like killing others
It takes a great deal of resolve to break through an addiction. It's very admirable that you chose to attempt it in the first place.
[ He remembers that Klaus had alluded to using substances, plural, and there seemed to be a lot of poor self-esteem tied to that time in his life, specifically.
This game is incomprehensible. ]
Did I win? I don't understand the objective, or how I won.
But more importantly, about that particular square...
yeah well we'll see i'm pretty replaceable but somehow i get the feeling i'd just end up in the ambulance again it's almost like god doesn't want me in heaven and satan doesn't want me in hell if you believe such things i'm still a skeptic (even if i met her)
goddamn don't make me so curious to test that i have no doubt you do and it's making me morbidly curious what are your favorite positions?
other than the ones where your dick is in my ass (which i guess would be most of them unless you wanna see what happens with the roles reversed)
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[ He's feeling pretty pleased with himself that he made a good suggestion, even if it's the only thing he knows to suggest simply because it had been something suggested to him.
Knowing him, he'd probably try to pick out a hideous print, anyway. Klaus should probably pick it out. ]
I'm very sorry to hear that. What did your family do to deal with your murderer sibling?
That does not sound worth it merely for a burst of energy. Have you used this magic powder often?
[ It's his turn now on 8ball. He doesn't know that Klaus isn't doing his best, so he continues trying. He believes the objective is to get the colored balls into the holes (heh), so he tries to accomplish that...... only to have his own 8ball disappear into a corner.
GAME OVER flashes on his screen for a second before bringing him back to the message field. ]
It says the game is over. That was fun.
[ he flicks back over to Klaus' A5 card. ]
Hm. I'm concerned by the presence of this "Snuff" square. That means to murder or allow yourself to be murdered, does it not?
[ This probably isn't what Klaus was hoping for, but like, it's Right There. He can't just ignore it. ]
1/2
[ Siegfried doesn't see it, but he's LAUGHING. Oh god. He's laughing so hard. ]
cw: drug abuse like usual
yes actually
quite a bit up until three years ago
three-ish years ago
i don't remember how long i was in rehab for
[ Cocaine was one of the things he didn't do as soon as they put him back on the streets. It was mostly opioids during all of Five's apocalypse this and that talk and weed.. there was ecstasy that he had stashed somewhere but it didn't get a change to be taken.
Anyway, yes. Looks like the game is over. ]
oh wow good job
you won!!!
[ Oh, yeah. That square. He's been concerned about that one for awhile. ]
yeaaaaaah
i mean it's nothing i've ever done before
i don't particularly like killing others
[ No comment on the other part of that. ]
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[ He remembers that Klaus had alluded to using substances, plural, and there seemed to be a lot of poor self-esteem tied to that time in his life, specifically.
This game is incomprehensible. ]
Did I win? I don't understand the objective, or how I won.
But more importantly, about that particular square...
What do you plan to do?
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Try again.
Furthermore, who is this elderly man and why are you using him to send the message?
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several times
itβs no big deal
siegFRIEND
im the elderly man
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Do you possess an ability to do that? Immortality, in a sense?
You are not that old man. That man looks nothing like you.
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i met god btw
she's not quite the sunshiney man in the clouds everyone thinks of her to be
i certainly feel like that old man
especially after a hot sizzling night in vegas
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How were you able to come back to life?
There are times in which I feel like this old man as well.
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well it didn't mean much to me either
cause i'm agnostic so
paramedics
its what they always do
pretty sure they know me by name at this point
yeah but you're a sexy old man that i'd fuck until i couldn't fuck any longer
this old man
not so much
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[ it makes sense, given how open Klaus was about his past habit of using drugs, as much as he doesn't like the realization dawning on him. ]
I would miss you if you passed. I hope you reconsider.
[ and anyone willing to kill Klaus? Better fuckin' hope Siegfried never finds them. πͺ ]
Haha. Who are you calling an old man? Our ages can't be that different, you know.
[ just because his vibes are "tired dad".... but-- ]
Don't make promises you can't keep. I have quite a bit of stamina.
For an old man, at least.
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we'll see
i'm pretty replaceable but somehow i get the feeling i'd just end up in the ambulance again
it's almost like god doesn't want me in heaven and satan doesn't want me in hell
if you believe such things
i'm still a skeptic (even if i met her)
goddamn
don't make me so curious to test that
i have no doubt you do and it's making me morbidly curious
what are your favorite positions?
other than the ones where your dick is in my ass
(which i guess would be most of them unless you wanna see what happens with the roles reversed)
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[ as spicy as the rest of the text is and i want to reply to it, he ignores it for the more important message. ]
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out of allllllll
of that
you decide to ask about that part of my message?
can't believe he's about to pull a eustace
now percy just needs to do this
oooooooo
oooooo
don't do that
:'(
baby come back
u can blame it all on me βͺ