[ You did it, Siegfried. You did the thing and now you gotta deal with the consequences. The consequences of.. good morning texts. Though, it's been a few days since they've seen each other, he's just checking in, but being obnoxious while doing so. ]
gooooooodddddd moooorrrrrnning handsome sorry i haven't gotten back to you in awhile i've been somewhat busy
anyway weird suggestion but i hope you'll take it seriously have you ever thought about wearing a jockstrap? cause i think you'd look nice in one
or maybe something floral like one of those hawaiian button downs
[ Right. He has to remember that Klaus treats sex a lot more casually than he does, although Siegfried has certainly been trying lately. He also didn't mean to press enter, but anyway. ]
I don't know what to say if you think I'm innocent, but that's far from the truth. But thank you. You're quite beautiful yourself, you know.
Alright. I'll trust your judgment. It may be difficult to find such garments unless we get lucky. I haven't seen a clothing shop in the city.
I did notice that a new tailor shop opened up recently. Do you have a visual of what I should ask them for?
[ speaking of, he totally let Klaus have his tie-dye toga after. ]
Youβre also the first person to call me adorable. I like it, actually. The flattery was unnecessary, but it certainly doesnβt hurt in making me want to try on this jockstrap for you.
Let's inquire at the tailor shop soon.
[ Heβs used to being referred to as scary, intimidating, unapproachable, etc. The truth is, heβs simply not very good at being social, and his reputation as a beast (and also, now, a literal beast) on the battlefield doesnβt do him any favors.
But he craves it, so basically, Klaus could tell him to put on a chicken suit for him and heβd do it.
Anyway, heβs not sure what he did and why there are colored balls on his screen right now. Heβs doing his best to make them go away, which just initiates a play and sends the 8ball flying across, not actually hitting any other balls. But at least it lets him type now. ]
Iβm not sure what this is. Did I initiate this?
You must be growing very tired of this, but whatβs cocaine? Is this another sexual act?
am i? that's very surprising... you're so cute.. in exchange, you can put me in some kind of clothes too.. i'm probably the most fashionable out of my family though.. i'll wear everything once so your pick, el capitian
[ Any intimidating vibe that Siegfried gives off Klaus either ignores or doesn't notice. His father was cold, stoic and intimidating and the years of being around that made him numb to notice that in people. Klaus does his turn and manages to hit two striped balls in the holes. ]
i survived a family of seven so nothing really makes me tired anymore
oh.. you wanna know what cocaine is? it isn't a sexual act, but i would be mooooooore than happy to show you more sexual acts anytime you want
it's a magic powder that makes you feel more alive, euphoric and wanting to do everything in the world all at once
also you started playing with the balls i can't help but follow
I'm not so sure that's a good idea. I don't have an eye for such things. There is one garment I've found very comfortable and lightweight for the summer. I should like to see you in one. Do you know what a yukata is?
[ He doesn't know how to play this game, but he guesses this is what they're doing right now. Is the objective to get the 8ball into a hole? He tries to do that, but gets a solid colored ball in instead. This is apparently good, so he'll focus on doing that? ]
That is a large family. Do you not get along with your siblings?
I would enjoy trading more squares, but I'm enjoying learning more about you as well. For instance, I had no idea you were interested in fashion.
[ It's a few more minutes before he sends the next message. ]
That sounds too good to be true. Magic doesn't come without a price.
[ He took magic literally here, but it's actually fairly apt, seeing as how he's witnessed addiction to magic, and it's not completely unlike Klaus' former vices. ]
I'm not sure what the rules of this game are, but I am determined to win.
you want me in a yukata? right when i think you couldn't get any more cuter yes, i know what a yukata is and i would gladly wear one
[ why did he pick the most innocent thing for Klaus to wear. He's so charmed by that. The question about his family is a tricky one, cause they do love each other, they're just.. dysfunctional. He was always the one to get pushed aside.. besides Vanya. ]
my siblings are lovely wonderful even down to the 5'3" psychotic massmurderer i love them very much
[ Hmm. ]
oh you're right about that try vertigo, muscle twitches, lack of appetite and sleep, violent behavior, dilated pupils... etc... etc...
the price and risk is high to feel alive
[ If he's determined to win, Klaus is going to miss some shots, because he wants him to win since it will make him feel good. ]
I have one as well. We could wear them to the beach together sometime, if you'd like.
[ He's feeling pretty pleased with himself that he made a good suggestion, even if it's the only thing he knows to suggest simply because it had been something suggested to him.
Knowing him, he'd probably try to pick out a hideous print, anyway. Klaus should probably pick it out. ]
I'm very sorry to hear that. What did your family do to deal with your murderer sibling?
That does not sound worth it merely for a burst of energy. Have you used this magic powder often?
[ It's his turn now on 8ball. He doesn't know that Klaus isn't doing his best, so he continues trying. He believes the objective is to get the colored balls into the holes (heh), so he tries to accomplish that...... only to have his own 8ball disappear into a corner.
GAME OVER flashes on his screen for a second before bringing him back to the message field. ]
It says the game is over. That was fun.
[ he flicks back over to Klaus' A5 card. ]
Hm. I'm concerned by the presence of this "Snuff" square. That means to murder or allow yourself to be murdered, does it not?
[ This probably isn't what Klaus was hoping for, but like, it's Right There. He can't just ignore it. ]
[ Okay, get it together, Klaus. And read the rest of the message. ]
yes actually quite a bit up until three years ago three-ish years ago i don't remember how long i was in rehab for
[ Cocaine was one of the things he didn't do as soon as they put him back on the streets. It was mostly opioids during all of Five's apocalypse this and that talk and weed.. there was ecstasy that he had stashed somewhere but it didn't get a change to be taken.
Anyway, yes. Looks like the game is over. ]
oh wow good job you won!!!
[ Oh, yeah. That square. He's been concerned about that one for awhile. ]
yeaaaaaah i mean it's nothing i've ever done before i don't particularly like killing others
It takes a great deal of resolve to break through an addiction. It's very admirable that you chose to attempt it in the first place.
[ He remembers that Klaus had alluded to using substances, plural, and there seemed to be a lot of poor self-esteem tied to that time in his life, specifically.
This game is incomprehensible. ]
Did I win? I don't understand the objective, or how I won.
But more importantly, about that particular square...
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gooooooodddddd moooorrrrrnning handsome
sorry i haven't gotten back to you in awhile i've been somewhat busy
anyway weird suggestion but i hope you'll take it seriously
have you ever thought about wearing a jockstrap?
cause i think you'd look nice in one
or maybe something floral like
one of those hawaiian button downs
[ A stark difference between the two, but sure. ]
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[ As for the question, of course he'll take it seriously. He takes everything seriously. Even if he doesn't understand some of this. ]
I haven't thought about wearing either of those things. Truthfully, I don't know what they are.
Rather, I know what a button down is, but what makes it Hawaiian?
I do like flowers.
I've been told that my taste in fashion leaves much to be desired, so I appreciate the suggestions.
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that is so sweet
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wow this place just likes to bring so many
precious
beautiful
innocent people here huh
that's what i'm realizing
i feel drastically out numbered
that's a great question
idk why it's hawaiian
it just is
we needa get you one of each
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[ Right. He has to remember that Klaus treats sex a lot more casually than he does, although Siegfried has certainly been trying lately. He also didn't mean to press enter, but anyway. ]
I don't know what to say if you think I'm innocent, but that's far from the truth. But thank you. You're quite beautiful yourself, you know.
Alright. I'll trust your judgment. It may be difficult to find such garments unless we get lucky. I haven't seen a clothing shop in the city.
I did notice that a new tailor shop opened up recently. Do you have a visual of what I should ask them for?
[ speaking of, he totally let Klaus have his tie-dye toga after. ]
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i'd say you're pretty innocent
not to mention how easily you blush
yeah i notice things
red looks nice on you
shhhhhhhhshshhhhh
this isn't about me
this about the new addition to your wardrobe
i'm thinkinnnnnggg
pineapple print
for both of them
[ He'll let him know the kind of underwear he's talking about momentarily. ]
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[ of shameless!! ]
But thank you.
Why pineapple, specifically? I was hoping for something cuter, like dogs.
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no matter what position either of us were in
you know what
anything that will get your adorable asscheeks in that kind of underwear
dogs it is
cw: drug mention
i do like playing with eight balls
you keep talking like this and itβs going to make me blush
but if you meant cocaine
itβs been three years
but im easily persuaded
[ Siegfried, thatβs addict slang. ]
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Let's inquire at the tailor shop soon.
[ Heβs used to being referred to as scary, intimidating, unapproachable, etc. The truth is, heβs simply not very good at being social, and his reputation as a beast (and also, now, a literal beast) on the battlefield doesnβt do him any favors.
But he craves it, so basically, Klaus could tell him to put on a chicken suit for him and heβd do it.
Anyway, heβs not sure what he did and why there are colored balls on his screen right now. Heβs doing his best to make them go away, which just initiates a play and sends the 8ball flying across, not actually hitting any other balls. But at least it lets him type now. ]
Iβm not sure what this is. Did I initiate this?
You must be growing very tired of this, but whatβs cocaine? Is this another sexual act?
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you're so cute.. in exchange, you can put me in some kind of clothes too.. i'm probably the most fashionable out of my family though.. i'll wear everything once so your pick, el capitian
[ Any intimidating vibe that Siegfried gives off Klaus either ignores or doesn't notice. His father was cold, stoic and intimidating and the years of being around that made him numb to notice that in people.
Klaus does his turn and manages to hit two striped balls in the holes. ]
i survived a family of seven so nothing really makes me tired anymore
oh.. you wanna know what cocaine is?
it isn't a sexual act, but i would be mooooooore than happy to show you more sexual acts anytime you want
it's a magic powder that makes you feel more alive, euphoric and wanting to do everything in the world all at once
also you started playing with the balls
i can't help but follow
it's so much
[ He doesn't know how to play this game, but he guesses this is what they're doing right now. Is the objective to get the 8ball into a hole? He tries to do that, but gets a solid colored ball in instead. This is apparently good, so he'll focus on doing that? ]
That is a large family. Do you not get along with your siblings?
I would enjoy trading more squares, but I'm enjoying learning more about you as well. For instance, I had no idea you were interested in fashion.
[ It's a few more minutes before he sends the next message. ]
That sounds too good to be true. Magic doesn't come without a price.
[ He took magic literally here, but it's actually fairly apt, seeing as how he's witnessed addiction to magic, and it's not completely unlike Klaus' former vices. ]
I'm not sure what the rules of this game are, but I am determined to win.
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yes, i know what a yukata is and i would gladly wear one
[ why did he pick the most innocent thing for Klaus to wear. He's so charmed by that.
The question about his family is a tricky one, cause they do love each other, they're just.. dysfunctional. He was always the one to get pushed aside.. besides Vanya. ]
my siblings are lovely
wonderful
even down to the 5'3" psychotic massmurderer
i love them very much
[ Hmm. ]
oh you're right about that
try vertigo, muscle twitches, lack of appetite and sleep, violent behavior, dilated pupils... etc... etc...
the price and risk is high to feel alive
[ If he's determined to win, Klaus is going to miss some shots, because he wants him to win since it will make him feel good. ]
what square are you interested in next, hm?
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[ He's feeling pretty pleased with himself that he made a good suggestion, even if it's the only thing he knows to suggest simply because it had been something suggested to him.
Knowing him, he'd probably try to pick out a hideous print, anyway. Klaus should probably pick it out. ]
I'm very sorry to hear that. What did your family do to deal with your murderer sibling?
That does not sound worth it merely for a burst of energy. Have you used this magic powder often?
[ It's his turn now on 8ball. He doesn't know that Klaus isn't doing his best, so he continues trying. He believes the objective is to get the colored balls into the holes (heh), so he tries to accomplish that...... only to have his own 8ball disappear into a corner.
GAME OVER flashes on his screen for a second before bringing him back to the message field. ]
It says the game is over. That was fun.
[ he flicks back over to Klaus' A5 card. ]
Hm. I'm concerned by the presence of this "Snuff" square. That means to murder or allow yourself to be murdered, does it not?
[ This probably isn't what Klaus was hoping for, but like, it's Right There. He can't just ignore it. ]
1/2
[ Siegfried doesn't see it, but he's LAUGHING. Oh god. He's laughing so hard. ]
cw: drug abuse like usual
yes actually
quite a bit up until three years ago
three-ish years ago
i don't remember how long i was in rehab for
[ Cocaine was one of the things he didn't do as soon as they put him back on the streets. It was mostly opioids during all of Five's apocalypse this and that talk and weed.. there was ecstasy that he had stashed somewhere but it didn't get a change to be taken.
Anyway, yes. Looks like the game is over. ]
oh wow good job
you won!!!
[ Oh, yeah. That square. He's been concerned about that one for awhile. ]
yeaaaaaah
i mean it's nothing i've ever done before
i don't particularly like killing others
[ No comment on the other part of that. ]
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[ He remembers that Klaus had alluded to using substances, plural, and there seemed to be a lot of poor self-esteem tied to that time in his life, specifically.
This game is incomprehensible. ]
Did I win? I don't understand the objective, or how I won.
But more importantly, about that particular square...
What do you plan to do?
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Try again.
Furthermore, who is this elderly man and why are you using him to send the message?
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several times
itβs no big deal
siegFRIEND
im the elderly man
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Do you possess an ability to do that? Immortality, in a sense?
You are not that old man. That man looks nothing like you.
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i met god btw
she's not quite the sunshiney man in the clouds everyone thinks of her to be
i certainly feel like that old man
especially after a hot sizzling night in vegas
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How were you able to come back to life?
There are times in which I feel like this old man as well.
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well it didn't mean much to me either
cause i'm agnostic so
paramedics
its what they always do
pretty sure they know me by name at this point
yeah but you're a sexy old man that i'd fuck until i couldn't fuck any longer
this old man
not so much
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can't believe he's about to pull a eustace
now percy just needs to do this